Verse 1:

Talking bout BKnitts, that's an easy way to get your shit damaged.
The sick bandit, ego trip crashing, ship captain.
Find me drilling practically for free just like I'm Hispanic.
The flow money, so dummy like I'm Brick Tamland.

I love lamp I love carpet (wait wait) I got this I got this.
Man I been gone for so long y'all spacing forgot how I rock it.
These critics all on my crotch it's a fucking nuisance, a nonsense
They really ought to hop off it instead of talking in comments.

Sit back and watch how I top it, toppling bloggers and tweeters.
Topical swami with heaters ready to gnaw through your speakers.
You talking awfully mean I bet that'll flop when I see you.
Eager to off you with ether before an officer meets you.

Often I'm raw with the meter, cadences giving diseases.
Lately I'm spitting the meanest wait no, that's since I been BKnitts.
No one as gifted as he is with all these frickin releases.
So please refrain from the hating and kiss the tip of my penis.

Hook:

I'M A DUMMY
It's a threat to my wellness.
The flow so stupid man I think it need a helmet.
I'M A DUMMY
Man these other rappers ain't threats.
Bucking on a track until a motherfucker brain dead.
I'M A DUMMY
I just thought I'd better warn ya.
Riding on a beat while I be bouncing on the short bus.
I'M A DUMMY
Body beats like a monkey.
Sorry not sorry I'm a mothafuckin dummy.

Verse 2:

And imma keep on rapping til that fat bitch has her last hit and she can't sing
And the only standing action is to latch her in a casket.
This is madness. Wait no fuck it this is Sparta.
My foots a feudal baron with a quill and your chest is the Magna Carta.

Start a threat to every lame and critic, if they want it they can get it.
Staying off of K.K. and Rusk in the Bay to be specific.
So come and pay a visit. Fuck em.
I ain't running, ditching. Fuck em.
I ain't ducking, flinching.
Keep it real, no subtle disses.

I drop a verse and get em shaking in their under-britches.
Just the genie of death, and I'm here to grant a couple wishes.
So what's the business talking shit without a written track?
You couldn't spit a verse like this if you were chugging ipecac.

BKnitts making meals, you're faking deals and barely something good.
I'm spitting hella real yet somehow I am rarely understood.
So what's the point of trying hard and actin how I fucking should?
Jesus take the wheel I'm getting brain from Carrie Underwood.

Hook:

I'M A DUMMY
It's a threat to my wellness.
The flow so stupid man I think it need a helmet.
I'M A DUMMY
Man these other rappers ain't threats.
Bucking on a track until a motherfucker brain dead.
I'M A DUMMY
I just thought I'd better warn ya.
Riding on a beat while I be bouncing on the short bus.
I'M A DUMMY
Body beats like a monkey.
Sorry not sorry I'm a mothafuckin dummy.